I bet you're thinking, WHAT ON EARTH? Well, the thing is, my other half in prison keeps on rolling off his bed when he is smashed on prison hooch. Now, that can't be any good for the prison officers having to keep taking prisoners over to healthcare every time the inmates have had a skin full. So I've emailed, Kenneth Clarke, with the above picture of - anti- roll over beds, that protect prisoners from injuries. Al it is, is a foam like mattress and The Prison Service can ask for different designs if they want! If they don't take up my offer, then I'll go on Dragon's Den!