When I served my prison sentence, I was grateful for the support from family. My mother-in-law even turned up on a visit every now and then. So the other day, I bought her a present for all the times she supported me - especially when she sent me some Jesus Sandals in to prison instead of the Nike Trainers I asked for. I knew she liked rubber ducks, so I came across this one above and thought she'd appreciate it. I thought better though, and settled for a bunch of flowers. I've kept the rubber duck though in case David Cameron wants it after the elections!