Prison Widow Repairs Governor's Car - By Prison Widow

What a day I had yesterday! I went on a prison visit, happily driving away and singing in my Robin Reliant car, and what happened on the prison car park? I bumped in to the governors car! Anyway, being skint under the UK coalition, there was no way I could afford to pay for the damage! I headed off to the pound shop and bought some torches for a quid a piece and shoved the bloody things in to the headlight where it had been smashed. I know you're going to gasp in sheer horror, but at least the governor had some temporary lights eh?