Prison Widow was thrown off a prison visit this morning! She had gone to visit a pen-pal wearing flip-flops in the design of a burger, when a prison officer approached her to say that her foot wear was offensive to other prisoners in the room because some of them won't see Macdonald's again in their life time. Prison Widow asked the Governor if she could take the visit bare footed. The Governor replied, " The prisoners would not RELISH the thought of the smell." Prison Widow is believed to have emailed the Prison Service complaining about her treatment. When we spoke to, Prison Widow, she commented: " The decision to abort my prison visit because of my burger flip-flops is a disgrace. There's no such thing as an HAPPY MEAL in prison, so why would the prisoners be offended with my footwear?"