Prison Widow's Pen Pal Has His Night Planned Out!

Oh God! Well, my mate and faithful prison pen-pal, Cyril-John, was released from jail the other day. I know he'd been writing to a few women whilst he was doing his prison stretch, so I thought, well at least he'll be released in to the arms of one of them. Only when I went to meet him, it seemed like he had his night planned out.... but I don't reckon he was carrying one of his prison pen-pals across the road! When he rang me on my mobile phone and asked me to bring a puncture kit along when meeting him at the prison gates, I thought he was going to ride off in the sunset to freedom on his bike.... Hmm, maybe not eh?

Prison Widow