Prisoner Ben Back In Front Of Parole Board

So here I go again, back in front of the parole board. A nameless bureaucrat hidden in the Ministry of Justice has decided that my taking advantage of mobile phones in prison is such a heinous crime that it warrants the Parole Board being invited to reconsider their decision to send me to open prison.

As long term readers will recall, the last visit to the board took a year and comprised of an administrative shambles.

The portents are not good.