It's not exactly rare for a con to let fly a volley of abuse against a screw, particularly down here in the block.
One such staff victim was loudly pondering the line thrown at him earlier that day, an invitation that he should "go suck your momma".
In attempting to deconstruct the precise meaning of this abuse, he pointed out that he'd have to travel some 200 miles in order to "suck his momma".
I raised an eyebrow. "So the travelling distance is the only problem you see with that idea?!"
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