Wife's New Sofa - By Stu Darlington

I thought I was being romantic when I bought my missus a new sofa for Xmas, but she ended up kicking off and spending the night at my sister's house when the delivery men brought it. Thing is though, she's a big woman with a fat butt, so if she sits on it enough, then the other end will squash down, so I don't know what her problem is!!!