Aren't Con's Daft - By Prison Widow


I got an ace card this morning from someone in HMP Kirkham. It's brilliant reading up beat letters and cards, but this one was a little cracker, until it began to get a tad serious. This was the line:

Dear Ali 


I have never asked anyone for anything whilst I've been in prison and I feel a bit cheeky when I say this... but is there any chance you can send me a Get Well Soon greeting card in for me? What it is, my mate Gaz lost his eyelids in a prison fight. The doctors took over 8 hours to reconstruct them using his foreskin. The surgery was a great success, but the consultant said that he might look a little cock-eyed!!!