Aren't Cons Daft! - From J

Hi all. I got a phone call from my other half in jail and couldn't stop laughing at what he said. I asked him if was OK and he said that every on the wing was ill with VD. I was confused until I realised that he meant DV - diarrhoea and vomiting!!!! I thought OMG how can they ALL be ill with VD! He will never live this down lol so I thought I would share it with your readers!