Prisoner down the block

A prisoner has been put down the block for naming a carrot Grayling. The male prisoner who works in the kitchen of the HMP establishment found the carrot whilst preparing lunch for the other inmates. Instead of using it, he gave the carrot a name and displayed it in the kitchen. A prison spokesperson commented that they will not tolerate such behaviour.
The prisoner said that he did it because his wife can no longer send him FHM in to read.